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Oh, the Places I'll Go!

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Skinny jeans ✅⁣ Unkempt side part ✅⁣ Makeu

Skinny jeans ✅⁣
Unkempt side part ✅⁣
Makeup ❌⁣
Sports shirt ✅⁣
Collapsible chair ✅⁣
Outside voice +20 decibels ✅⁣
Snacks and more snacks ✅⁣
Daughter “somewhere around here”✅⁣
Son in cleats picking grass ✅⁣
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This is how you soccer mom, right?⁣
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All these “inspirational quotes” have been cra

All these “inspirational quotes” have been cracking me up lately. So I decided to turn my last texts into inspirational quotes. So full of wisdom and encouragement this girl.⁣
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What’s your last inspirational quote/text?⁣

Still purging over here. I normally try not to han

Still purging over here. I normally try not to hang on to too much stuff, but dang. We have accumulated a LOT of stuff. ⁣⁣
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As I’m sorting through closets full of things not seen in years, I ask myself, “Will someone want this when I die?” And if the answer is no, out it goes. ⁣⁣
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Every time I finish a closet or a drawer or a room, I just have to step back and look at it. It feels so good. So much lighter. It’s amazing how having too much stuff can weigh you down without you even realizing it. ⁣
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Apparently there is an actual floor in my closet! Who knew?!⁣⁣
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I have always appreciated a good purge. Especially

I have always appreciated a good purge. Especially when it’s long overdue (check out that pile of schoolwork on the counter). There’s just something about letting go of things you thought you needed to keep around and recognizing... you simply don’t. Now nothing and no one is safe around here. ⁣
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Who knew taking out the trash could be such a cathartic experience? ⁣
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And uh... is it too soon to throw away the Easter slime?

Oh you know, just looking smart over here. 🥸⁣

Oh you know, just looking smart over here. 🥸⁣
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Except I don’t just look smart, I am being smart with my new blue light blocking glasses from @gaoye_fashion ⁣
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My eyes are NOT what they used to be and I blame electronics for a lot of that. So now I’m finally doing what I can to protect these peepers. ⁣
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Just search for “Gaoye blue light blocking glasses” on Amazon and you’ll see all the different pairs and sets of glasses they have to offer. Whichever you choose they’re affordable, super cute, and definitely make you smarter! 😉⁣

Mood.⁣ ⁣ Also, can someone please explain why

Mood.⁣
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Also, can someone please explain why I keep getting ads of those dang butt leggings? They clearly misunderstood something I said when they were eavesdropping. Perhaps they should go ahead and turn on the camera to see I live in fuzzy pajama pants. ⁣
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If you see me walking bowlegged it’s because Row

If you see me walking bowlegged it’s because Rowdy and I were blazing our own trail and living up to our reputation at @dixieduderanch.⁣
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My husband kept asking me what we were going to do next, but the best part about this place is there are zero plans. You just go wherever the wind blows and then hurry back when the dinner bell rings (or the breakfast or lunch bell because we ate gooood on the ranch).⁣
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And by the way, the stars at night really are big and bright 👏👏👏👏Deep in the heart of Texas!⁣
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Home, home on the range⁣⁣ Where the kids and t

Home, home on the range⁣⁣
Where the kids and the baby goats play⁣⁣
Where seldom is found a cell signal around⁣⁣
And the skies are not cloudy all day⁣⁣
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I never thought I’d say this but we spent the last few days of spring break at a dude ranch. Because that is a real thing. ⁣⁣
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We got to enjoy all the fun parts of being on a ranch and none of the work. ⁣⁣
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We’re only now getting back into cell range and I’m not sure how I feel about that. ⁣⁣
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Open windows in the spring and fall⁣ Sleeping in

Open windows in the spring and fall⁣
Sleeping in on a Saturday morning⁣
Helping make sick kids well⁣
Singing in the car at the top of my lungs⁣
Hugs from someone not seen in a while⁣
Sunsets over the water⁣
Babies falling asleep in my arms⁣
Aaaannd Julie Andrews⁣
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These are a few of my favorite things 🥰⁣
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But one of my all time favorite things is hopping a plane on a gloomy day and then suddenly emerging through the top of the clouds to a blinding sun. Bonus if it happens to be right at sunrise. It always feels as though the weight of the world has suddenly been lifted. Wrong is right, problems are solved, and sadness melts away in the joyful sunlight. ⁣
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When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when you’re feeling sad, it really does help to remember a few of your favorite things. Because it’s always sunny on top of all those clouds.⁣
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What are some of your favorite things?⁣
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