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    Family Halloween Costumes – 101 Dalmatians

    Over the years, we have become well known among friends and neighbors for our family Halloween costumes. People wait anxiously every year to see what ridiculous looks we can come up with. I wasn’t sure how this year’s theme of 101 Dalmatians would turn out, but as usual, I think we nailed it! Hudson has been in a “doggy” phase. All day long he barks, licks, and walks around on all fours. If he is being human, it is only because Harper is now his doggy. We had…

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    Halloween Costume Themes

    If my family is known for anything it is for our Halloween costumes. And maybe that our house always reeks of stinky bulldog, or that we have a ton of pilots, or that the kids are… crazy… But we are definitely known for our family Halloween costume themes. I wouldn’t even say Halloween is anyone’s favorite holiday, but it has kinda become a thing with my family. Way back when our dogs were our only children, we started dressing them up for Halloween… okay we dressed them up…

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Hi guys! I’m Jessica.

I’m a part-time nurse, full-time mom.

My husband is a pilot, but I’m the one that always wants to travel. Anywhere. Everywhere!

Weapon of choice: My trusty pink glue gun.

I’m equal parts type A perfectionist, and I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-so-I’m-just-gonna-wing-it.

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“If I have one day left to live, take me to a sw “If I have one day left to live, take me to a swim meet. They last forever.” ~Blatantly stolen from the classic swim parent t-shirt⁣⁣
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Seriously though. Sometimes I question my sanity. In fact, I sent those exact words to my husband at 7:09 on this fine Saturday morning as I trudged a mile back to the pool from my second parking spot of the morning. I’m technically the one that signed us all up for this madness and I am 100% convinced it is more work for me than the girl who practices every day.⁣⁣
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Now that I’m home and showered and have FINALLY stopped sweating, I’m counting today’s meet a success. One kid shaved some time in every event, and the other didn’t get lost in the crowd even once. Can’t ask for more than that!⁣⁣
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Who else spent their Saturday doing all the sports things?!⁣
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I saw a meme recently that said something like, “Marry the man that orders your second choice at a restaurant.” I smiled because my husband does just that. Every time. ⁣⁣
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I don’t brag on him enough. There’s not enough space here to list all the ways he shows his love, but I never doubt it for a second. It’s in the big things, for sure, but even more in the small things. Like ordering my second choice at a restaurant so I can try a little of both. ⁣⁣
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Buuuuut I also blame him and all this food for me having to buy bigger pants, so there’s that. ⁣⁣
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Lots of things on my mind this evening.⁣ ⁣ Thi Lots of things on my mind this evening.⁣
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This is how I’m choosing to address them.⁣
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Hudson’s preschool graduation was tonight.⁣
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I knew it would be hard to top Harper’s outside voiced, open-legged display from her own preschool graduation, but he did his best. ⁣
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This is all we ask.⁣
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I worked the last 3 days which I’m sure sounds l I worked the last 3 days which I’m sure sounds like an amazing work week to most people, but if you are a nurse you completely understand this particular form of self-inflicted pain. ⁣
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So how did I reward myself on my day off? ⁣
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With a trip to the dentist!!⁣
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Except now I feel bad for the dentist/hygienist because this is the version of me they always get. ⁣
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We did it! The hubs and I have officially survived We did it! The hubs and I have officially survived that particular form of preschool parent torture known as letter show and tell (Because this is very much a parent assignment). And this was our second time around I might add. ⁣
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A couple months into this school year, one of Hudson’s teachers made a comment about how the kid “has a truck for every letter of the alphabet.” We didn’t even notice that all he had taken was some sort of vehicle, but suddenly we understood the assignment. Challenge accepted. ⁣
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A- Airplane⁣
B- Backhoe⁣
C- Car (or was it a crane? 🤔)⁣
D- Dump truck⁣
E- Excavator⁣
F- Firetruck⁣
G- Grave digger⁣
H- Helicopter ⁣
I- Indy car⁣
J- Jet⁣
K- Keys⁣
L- Log truck⁣
M- Monster truck⁣
N- Nissan (a picture of him next to one)⁣
O- Orange cone⁣
P- Plane (with propellers) ⁣
Q- Quilt (with airplanes on it)⁣
R- Race car⁣
S- Skid steer (doesn’t everyone have one?)⁣
T- Tractor⁣
U- Underwear (with Paw Patrol vehicles)⁣
V- Vehicle⁣
W- Wheels and a wench⁣
X- Excavator (close enough)⁣
Y- Yellow truck⁣
Z- Zamboni (a picture because surprisingly, we don’t own one)⁣
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I know I’ve posted about letter show and tell before, but today, after finally making it to letter Z, I feel like the rest of my life can begin. ⁣
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I know no one needs my list at this point in the year, but if you have littles, go to my blog and bookmark my letter show and tell list for the future (there are so many more ideas than just vehicles!). This is by far my most popular blog post, with good reason. ⁣
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Do it. Just trust me. ⁣
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If anyone is looking for a personal trainer I have If anyone is looking for a personal trainer I have a great one to recommend. Don’t let his age deceive you. He is truly the best of the best. Hudson constantly offers encouraging words, physical challenges, and pushes you to the outer limits of your sanity. 

Like any quality fitness instructor, he does each move with you twice, then walks circles around you critiquing your technique.

“Mommy, you aren’t going as fast as them.”

“I can do that better than you, Mommy.”

“They didn’t say water break, Mommy.”

“Mommy, they’re jumping higher than you.”

“Come on Mommy this is easy.”

“Mommy.”

“Mommy.”

“Mommy!”

To add a little extra challenge, he is constantly in your way trying to trip you. He hangs on you, crawls under you, and remains just far enough that he doesn’t get kicked in the face, but close enough that you’re certain he will. 

But what really sets him apart as a top-notch trainer is how he tests your focus. He tries to distract you by asking irrelevant questions until you finally lose your mind and use your very last breath to say, “GET AWAY AND STOP TALKING TO ME!” 

To which he always responds, “Can I have a Lunchable?” 

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I feel like I’m supposed to come up with some be I feel like I’m supposed to come up with some beautiful words today, but when the pressure is on I’ve got nothing. I love my mom and I love being a mom. That’s all I have at the moment. This is a Hallmark holiday anyway. ⁣
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I spent the afternoon with my mom, eating Chinese and doing a puzzle, while my children did whatever they wanted because on Mother’s Day I get to not care. This is our tradition. ⁣
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Also, I didn’t take a single picture today (rare for me, I know), so here’s a really old (really appropriate) one of us. ⁣
I’m sorry. You know I had to. ⁣ ⁣ May the fo I’m sorry. You know I had to. ⁣
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May the fourth and all that…
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