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    Family Halloween Costumes – 101 Dalmatians

    Over the years, we have become well known among friends and neighbors for our family Halloween costumes. People wait anxiously every year to see what ridiculous looks we can come up with. I wasn’t sure how this year’s theme of 101 Dalmatians would turn out, but as usual, I think we nailed it! Hudson has been in a “doggy” phase. All day long he barks, licks, and walks around on all fours. If he is being human, it is only because Harper is now his doggy. We had…

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    Camping Parties are S’more Fun!

    Every single year as I am prepping for Harper’s birthday party I swear up and down that the next year we are doing it somewhere else. Somewhere that requires me to do nothing but hand over my credit card. Having her parties at home I always go overboard. I always spend too much money. I always stress about decorations and food being ready in time. I always invite more people than could possibly fit inside my home. And I always, I mean always drive my husband crazy.  But…

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    Halloween Costume Themes

    If my family is known for anything it is for our Halloween costumes. And maybe that our house always reeks of stinky bulldog, or that we have a ton of pilots, or that the kids are… crazy… But we are definitely known for our family Halloween costume themes. I wouldn’t even say Halloween is anyone’s favorite holiday, but it has kinda become a thing with my family. Way back when our dogs were our only children, we started dressing them up for Halloween… okay we dressed them up…

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    Hudson is a Wild ONE!

    Back in the days when I thought I could plan a pregnancy and birth whenever I wanted, I swore I would never have a summer baby because, well, Houston. But because God likes to laugh at me, I delivered a sweet baby boy at the end of June. This means summer birthdays for the rest of my life. On the bright side, at least He had a little mercy on me and didn’t go for August. It could always be worse. Before my sister had kids, she always…

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    Mother’s Day Handprint Project

    My mom always said that the older her kids got, the more she was truly able to enjoy them. Then she would have to clarify that she loved us when we were little, but blah, blah, blah… My kids are still pretty small(ish) and I can totally agree that the older they get, the more I can do with them, but I just cannot get enough of their babyness. Their eyelashes, their chubby toes, the way they smother themselves with a blanket to go to sleep, I just…

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    Guys, my pictures are probably more important to me than they should be. So when I have them printed I want the very best quality I can possibly get. But I’ve wondered for years though which site really is the very best. Usually, the site I choose is based on what I plan to do with the pictures. If they are going in a frame or a scrapbook it has to be Mpix. I know they aren’t cheap but money is no object in those situations, though my…

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Hi guys! I’m Jessica.

I’m a part-time nurse, full-time mom.

My husband is a pilot, but I’m the one that always wants to travel. Anywhere. Everywhere!

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Jessica
Skinny jeans ✅⁣ Unkempt side part ✅⁣ Makeu Skinny jeans ✅⁣
Unkempt side part ✅⁣
Makeup ❌⁣
Sports shirt ✅⁣
Collapsible chair ✅⁣
Outside voice +20 decibels ✅⁣
Snacks and more snacks ✅⁣
Daughter “somewhere around here”✅⁣
Son in cleats picking grass ✅⁣
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This is how you soccer mom, right?⁣
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All these “inspirational quotes” have been cra All these “inspirational quotes” have been cracking me up lately. So I decided to turn my last texts into inspirational quotes. So full of wisdom and encouragement this girl.⁣
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What’s your last inspirational quote/text?⁣
Still purging over here. I normally try not to han Still purging over here. I normally try not to hang on to too much stuff, but dang. We have accumulated a LOT of stuff. ⁣⁣
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As I’m sorting through closets full of things not seen in years, I ask myself, “Will someone want this when I die?” And if the answer is no, out it goes. ⁣⁣
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Every time I finish a closet or a drawer or a room, I just have to step back and look at it. It feels so good. So much lighter. It’s amazing how having too much stuff can weigh you down without you even realizing it. ⁣
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Apparently there is an actual floor in my closet! Who knew?!⁣⁣
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I have always appreciated a good purge. Especially I have always appreciated a good purge. Especially when it’s long overdue (check out that pile of schoolwork on the counter). There’s just something about letting go of things you thought you needed to keep around and recognizing... you simply don’t. Now nothing and no one is safe around here. ⁣
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Who knew taking out the trash could be such a cathartic experience? ⁣
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And uh... is it too soon to throw away the Easter slime?
Oh you know, just looking smart over here. 🥸⁣ Oh you know, just looking smart over here. 🥸⁣
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Except I don’t just look smart, I am being smart with my new blue light blocking glasses from @gaoye_fashion ⁣
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My eyes are NOT what they used to be and I blame electronics for a lot of that. So now I’m finally doing what I can to protect these peepers. ⁣
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Just search for “Gaoye blue light blocking glasses” on Amazon and you’ll see all the different pairs and sets of glasses they have to offer. Whichever you choose they’re affordable, super cute, and definitely make you smarter! 😉⁣
Mood.⁣ ⁣ Also, can someone please explain why Mood.⁣
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Also, can someone please explain why I keep getting ads of those dang butt leggings? They clearly misunderstood something I said when they were eavesdropping. Perhaps they should go ahead and turn on the camera to see I live in fuzzy pajama pants. ⁣
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If you see me walking bowlegged it’s because Row If you see me walking bowlegged it’s because Rowdy and I were blazing our own trail and living up to our reputation at @dixieduderanch.⁣
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My husband kept asking me what we were going to do next, but the best part about this place is there are zero plans. You just go wherever the wind blows and then hurry back when the dinner bell rings (or the breakfast or lunch bell because we ate gooood on the ranch).⁣
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And by the way, the stars at night really are big and bright 👏👏👏👏Deep in the heart of Texas!⁣
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Home, home on the range⁣⁣ Where the kids and t Home, home on the range⁣⁣
Where the kids and the baby goats play⁣⁣
Where seldom is found a cell signal around⁣⁣
And the skies are not cloudy all day⁣⁣
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I never thought I’d say this but we spent the last few days of spring break at a dude ranch. Because that is a real thing. ⁣⁣
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We got to enjoy all the fun parts of being on a ranch and none of the work. ⁣⁣
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We’re only now getting back into cell range and I’m not sure how I feel about that. ⁣⁣
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Open windows in the spring and fall⁣ Sleeping in Open windows in the spring and fall⁣
Sleeping in on a Saturday morning⁣
Helping make sick kids well⁣
Singing in the car at the top of my lungs⁣
Hugs from someone not seen in a while⁣
Sunsets over the water⁣
Babies falling asleep in my arms⁣
Aaaannd Julie Andrews⁣
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These are a few of my favorite things 🥰⁣
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But one of my all time favorite things is hopping a plane on a gloomy day and then suddenly emerging through the top of the clouds to a blinding sun. Bonus if it happens to be right at sunrise. It always feels as though the weight of the world has suddenly been lifted. Wrong is right, problems are solved, and sadness melts away in the joyful sunlight. ⁣
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When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when you’re feeling sad, it really does help to remember a few of your favorite things. Because it’s always sunny on top of all those clouds.⁣
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What are some of your favorite things?⁣
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